If you give money to a charity you expect it to go for a purpose – the purpose being the reason you are giving. OK. This isn’t going to be one of those ‘how most of your money is wasted in charity administration’ posts – though the temptation is there…

So what else can go wrong…

Well, it’s the giving of money to save trees and getting a cuddly toy that seems a bit wrong?
Why would you do it?

Some of the money may get to saving a tree by the bark of its trunk after probably most of it getting wasted in admin, but to also throw the most important bit left on a cuddly piece of carbon footprint simply seems an extremely odd thing to do, in fact quite childish.

“Now, now children, before you go to bed clean your teeth and I will give you a lovely sweet to sleep on”…

“CelebrityWare has done it again with a fresh new launch of the Lady Gaga auctor (automated actor) ready for 3dprints around the world and e-auctor concerts in the cloud. Incorporated into this ‘better than real life’ model is the complete cloud interface for communicating across all socials, even across any print created with 100% personality of the real celebrity plus a touch of self-awareness along with a few unique quirks. This will take care of CelebrityWare’s Support Cloud’s problem with the success of the immensely popular v2, which can be taken back to your retailer’s 3dprint recycler for a reasonable upgrade price. Of course, on top of v2’s introduction of the whole back catalog and brain dump of Lady Gaga in this auctor the v2.1 is more unique and ready to engage in any media you want it to star in.

Crossload it now to your cloud station and see for yourself.

CelebrityWare Notices:
* Lady Gaga v1 support has been withdrawn and all solid 3dprinted models should be upgraded
* Final decision has been made by Lady Gaga: There will be NO x-model of Lady Gaga produced and she asks that all warez copies by the ‘monsters’ PiratePrint be recycled immediately.”

When will the automated actor become a reality for us? Back in 1986 Max Headroom was the first popular idea televised of a completely synthetic personality based on a person. Will they ever become more ‘celebrity’ than real people? Will their personalities be designed by market savvy analysts to cater for niche audiences around the world?

These virtual actors will certainly be cheaper to sponsor and could be an endless supply of cyber-soaps…

Imagine if the communication abilities of these actors could be used in more useful roles in society. In therapy or support for example, the ability of it to react ideally to a person’s answers in regard to any problem they may be having. Offering endless amounts of patience and care with the patient and never suffering from having a bad day themselves – a sort of cyber-Samaritan. Although the favourite question on calling a support line may be ‘Are you a real person?’

A milestone towards this reality could be available once the personalities are developed to a believable standard. It could allow any person to create their own actors and plot line for a movie, fully to their specification. Maybe just throw in an e-book, select the actors you wish to play in it and sit back for the entertainment.

How about in teaching? Having the complete knowledge, patience and ability to deliver and test the understanding of knowledge in the pupil. This would allow any teaching to be done completely at the speed and requirement of the pupil. Of course in more subjective area you might think of the cyber-mentor as an entity by which you can sound out ideas and receive collective wisdom.

The real advance would be in cyber-memories, imagine being able to store the whole character of a person, famous or not, to be always available when required – A real testament to that person’s life.

I will not enter into any discussion of pornography here; I can safely leave that to your own imagination, especially for the 3dprinted models.

Let’s create a new universe. Easily done. Just imagine you created one somewhere in your mind, doesn’t have to be physically big, just inside the universe it is of course infinitely big. A bit of a paradox by our understanding but see what you are capable of just by applying your mind…

Now you are allowed to do with it anything that you please, but it has been created that is that, it is done.

You do need to give you universe time. Not time in your sense, but also an infinite amount of time within it. Not that you will be waiting around for long but you allow the powerful force of cause and effect to take place.

Right, your universe might be suffering from a little bit of over-homogenousness – in the beauty parades of possible universes yours might be a little plain, every part of it just like any other part. You might imagine one or two things in it but that is it, I am afraid your mind may not be up to the job a creating a whole infinite universe and taking care of and nurturing your universe. Don’t be sad, we just need to do some more work on our pet universe. We need to make it fundamentally unstable…

You may not understand anything about quantum physics, even if you know nothing about it or have studied it for decades on end, but you are about to introduce another paradox. Any tiny part of this universe will change its state, for no apparent reason, beyond any control, and it will do this constantly.

Without time the idea of cause and effect is really quite meaningless, but restricting your universe in this way allows things to sequence. Especially now you have allowed not only things to change, but also multiplied it by the ability to allow changes to affect later changes. We have gone from the serial line of noise to the fantastic power of the mightiest force, compounding.

Now out of the simplest stuff your universe is now going through massive, almost one can say infinite change. It should be really cooking now. It seems now you have everything happening in this fundamental fabric of your universe.

OK, a mighty leap from creating that little bit of change but these changes that take place will take on any number of an infinite number of possibilities. If any combination of these fluctuations creates something that creates stability within your universe then other changes will create things that either make it unstable or add to it.

This means that in the time of the universe, all sorts of compounded states will occur. The ones that survive will carry on changing. Growing and dying. Evolving…

You have actually created the breeding ground for life, for things to exist within it, for life to create more life and more abstract changes, for life to create art, produce dynasties, grow and evolve and maybe at some point to work out how to communicate with you and ask what day you rested from your creation.

To try and apply this theory to Internet marketing may sound absurd for the more casual and delicately balanced mind, I know because I own one, but I also own the imagination that brings them together in a hurricane of ideas that my theory goes along something like this… If the hurricane drops a few solid concepts along its path of common sense destruction, then they must be examined further when the storm has passed.

Hence a little is shown in the style of my writing about this, encompassing the ideas of freestyle that I have picked up, infected by Ed Dale’s Challenge material on this subject and recognising that this is a deeper idea, analysed many others who practise it. I am afraid I am only using the essence of it …

Now my practise may create a string of words that are hard to digest – and in desperation, or happy abandon, throw away the whole idea of editing afterwards and leaving it as it falls. However, I know from past experience the concepts held within are like tools for creating ideas, that a clam reading much later will highlight a clearer view of what was written and be the better for it.

The only restriction I apply, apart from a little syntax editing at the end is at least try to split the thoughts up into more concise forms, smaller sentences. Not like the torrent being dammed by the slowness of converting into funny shapes in a serial manner, through even slower and less coordinated digits that interface it the computer.

I could try voice, which may be quicker to create, but later unless I can train my Dragon to understand me better would be painfully slow in looking back and developing ideas further. I find this painful process to be a balance between the machine understanding the sounds I make and me having to consciously change the sounds as I make them for more efficiency.

I can never understand why we cannot interface to the mind by now. I was switching lights on and off with the frequencies pouring from my mind with what I built in school before the Eighties and frustrated that technology hasn’t connected and caught up. How ideal would that have been? We seem more concerned with entertaining and the information than with extending ourselves and our abilities – a truly easy society to keep happy I’m sure…

However, frustration aside, I am relieved to let some of this go into the formation of the word if only to help me later become faster and more comprehensive – if not more comprehendible.

I have no idea what I was doing here but I tried to do freewriting after consciously trying to empty my mind of all the things that were getting in the way and out it came before I realise what I was doing…

Why does it take being the meanest at Christmas before you are haunted by three ghosts

Why does it take a disaster at home before you understand the suffering of many others

Why does it take a complete destruction of your data before you think of backups

Why does it take reaching bankruptcy before you finally take money seriously

Why does it take a loss of life before you begin to appreciate the living

Why does it take a second to say hello and an eternity to say goodbye

Why does it take a lifetime of learning before you really understand

Why does it take a bursting of tears before you say your sorry

Why does it take so long for something you need to quickly

Why does it take a loss before you realise what you had

Why does it take a crisis before you think of prevention

Why does it take a cancer before you begin to see life

It takes so long and it takes so much to realise

But time grows shorter through the years

We are human and we make mistakes

We must learn to act not leave it late

We must learn to see and feel

We must think how we live

We must learn to live now

Because the time goes

The days fade away

And less is done

More has gone

Less change

Less hope

Unless

Now

You turn back the clock, open your eyes, feel for the world and empathise

You have it all now, this moment, this life, to experience and do it all,  realise

M a k e   y o u r  e f f o r t s ,    y o u r   a c t i o n s ,   a s   l o n g   a s   t h e y   p o s s i b l y   c a n ,   t o   d o   e v e r y t h i n g ,   e x p e r i e n c e   e v e r y t h i n g ,   h e l p   e v e r y o n e ,   i n  d e e d  h e l p   a n y o n e ,   a n d   i f   y o u   r u n   o u t   o f   w o r d s   t o   k e e p   y o u r   s e l f  a n d  y o u r   a u t o b i o g r a p h y   a l i v e ,   t h e n   u s e   i m a g i n a t i o n   a n d   i m p r o v i s e .

Throughout the year I have tried to remain focused. To write to an audience – even to write specifically to an intended audience. Constantly testing and reviewing to make sure I go along with at least the most basic of principles …

It’s not worked for me … I am a complete failure at writing to system – to process. If I leave another I have written to look back on I find it terribly painstakingly laborious. It’s like listening to an song and tweaking a line here – a beat there – then deciding that the melody must be changed completely. What is left is the same original hot idea, just with a few bits of cold well-thought out bits hanging off of it.

Then I find that the day has passed … I have achieved nothing but deep navel gazing upon these little shapes that appear curiously in a line from left to right. These little shapes couldn’t care less where they are placed and will happily and phonetically flip around as much as I relentlessly try to catch them. In the end, they seem to win and settle down inked in paper or quantumly quit their existence in some backwash of my hard drive, only to be visited occasionally by a search in which they have no interest in.

Notes – I love notes… The are loosely shaped toys on the page that can be played with, put together in different ways, make new ideas, … they are fun. I have loads of notes … they are written all over the place. Some organised … mostly not … Some ending their life I am sure years ago in China, on the backs of envelopes and pieces of paper rejected by any clearing up process that I have ever committed them to. Now I assume they are cremated more locally, strangely so fragile, even when representing the most eternal of concepts…

Right…

I’ve had enough…

I must pander to my terrible ‘writedness’ and let go of these little shapes. I have no interest in them after all and they have become quite boring after many decades of pushing them around. I must let them be…

Now where I do get excited, where I love to go, is in the concepts that these little shapes try too late to  encapsulate. It is in the ideas that are produced and not the fashion show of the characters that represent them.

So I let go…

I’ll go back and pander to the concepts and ideas that amuse me. That come out much faster than I can ever catch them. At least if I surf along the production of these ideas and just them fall then I can produce much more.

The problem is of course is how they look when they have fallen, haphazardly on the page. Do they represent the original ideas … and how will they look in sober and sensible ‘product descriptions’, ‘blog posts’, or even ‘information products’ …

Let’s find out … What have I got to lose … a house? …

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