Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-03

Another week passes – a few Internet Marketing jokes.

Reminded that if Twitter is like a crowded party and you talk to someone – how do you feel when they ignore you? I resolve from now on to answer anyone who has taken the time to speak to me – unless of course they are obviously robot…

  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @Ed_Dale @AndrewNez @problogger #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @problogger @Ed_Dale #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @JamesSchramko @LeighKostiainen @opensourceway @JeffHerring #
  • RT @grahunt: Seems ive woken 2day totally confused. Everyone is living in a difft reality 2 me & i’m totally confused {Normal day 4 me :)} #
  • Survived another month!!! – Only just – Two months now for some hard work – Here we go… #
  • RT @jonnop: @kevinrosedental @sirbastien @shawndm @YourGeekFriend_ Have you heard about #SuperswarmUK http://bit.ly/cyp5y9 #foursquare #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @Ed_Dale @challenge #
  • Sad to hear Tony Curtis has just died at 85 #
  • Has just finished building an app that pulls thousands of search items out of Google that don’t appear elsewhere – Thanks Google Instant πŸ™‚ #
  • Now to concentrate on the #HAHD 5 – A personal goal of 400 to aim for – Is it possible? #
  • Anyone else doing the EzineArticles #HAHD (100 articles in 100 days) 1 of the originators is active with tips & advice – follow @JeffHerring #
  • RT @AndrewNez: The latest Challenge TV Show & Q&A is online ready …4 those who missed it. #tc10 http://bit.ly/chheqY {TKS 4 recording it} #
  • Fed up paying bloated charges on Freelance Auctions findng Internet Marketing related work. Try the Challenge Job Board http://bit.ly/96rrJc #
  • @JeffHerring #HAHD spending a bit of time before jumping in making sure I get it more focused – I want each article to have a goal/purpose in reply to JeffHerring #
  • @socialmediameg #HAHD Go for it Meg – I am hoping for me it will get easier as I go along, my first ever article took me 14hrs to complete!! in reply to socialmediameg #
  • @jonnop Of course Jon πŸ™‚ I will try to make it to the ‘crowdsource’ but intend to be very busy this month – Good luck! in reply to jonnop #
  • has just reminded himself that thinking about doing something right isn’t going to achieve infinitesimally the same as doing anything at all #
  • Funny, many most viewed EzineArticles recently don’t contain enough keywords 2 warrant any traffic at all!! Where is the traffic from then?? #
  • RT @stelayordanova: How 2 Use Google Instant As A Powerful Link Building X-Ray http://t.co/5MkTERo >>…Google Instant affects link building #
  • A great list here – and it is growing – “Google Blacklist – Words That Google Instant Doesn’t Like” http://bit.ly/a6vNbS #
  • Question of the day: How many search engine optimizers does it take to change a light bulb? #
  • @alexanderfogtmr Thank You Alexander 4 the #FollowCoolPeople Never regarded myself as cool before πŸ™‚ It’s the cold British weather you know in reply to alexanderfogtmr #
  • @socialmediameg Great – My good deed done for the day – Now I can look on my Evil ToDo List to see what’s next πŸ™‚ in reply to socialmediameg #
  • @mach200 Caught you in time then πŸ™‚ It started 23rd so we are only 7 days into it http://bit.ly/9Z4u8s I am doing it for the coffee mug in reply to mach200 #
  • RT @Glos365: The #superswarmUK Daily is out! http://bit.ly/cVylFX β–Έ Top stories today by @golfyball @joeserg @shawndm #
  • @HectorSanchezP Great Resume – good to see it all working now πŸ™‚ in reply to HectorSanchezP #
  • 4 a person who’s been absolute rubbish at making $$ on line – Anyone feel it a bit ironic that I shld write abt ‘Making $$ online’? #
  • Haha – “Wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo, ’till I Google all over your Facebook?” http://bit.ly/c7rdlYby #
  • RT @engagebot: @shawndm You can receive all your tweets in… {Strange – Don’t I know that profile picture!!! Where have I seen it before?} #
  • Optimist = “The glass is half full.” Pessimist = “The glass is half empty.” IM = ” ‘Glass’ is too broad a search term to fill” #
  • @engagebot @mach200 Yes, I see, Hi Don – Good article #
  • RT @AndrewNez: What’s your guilty pleasure? {For me that has got to be playing computer games – I could spend my whole life in these worlds} #
  • RT @LisaHartwell: @AndrewNez I can’t possibly share that with Twitter πŸ˜‰ {Coward πŸ™‚ } {But probably very sensible} #
  • RT @LisaHartwell: @AndrewNez I’m already going blind because of it – I don’t want to be damned to hell too! {Already too much information} #
  • RT @LisaHartwell: @shawndm @andrewnez …My excuse is I’m high as a kite on cold meds… {Then we could all do with a dose of them Lisa πŸ™‚ } #
  • RT @HectorSanchezP: @shawndm thanks for looking at my resume! { Now I am impressed πŸ™‚ I was going to create mine earlier but it was broken} #
  • Did I just retweet myself !!! @shawndm – Now that has got to be one of the saddest things you could ever do @shawndm #TweetMyself #
  • It’s nearly 2AM – I have spent hours now writing an article that is fast approaching ‘War and Peace’ – #WhatAmIDoingWrong #HAHD #
  • RT @Ed_Dale: “Where Good Ideas Come From” – http://j.mp/bR3Ie5 – #tc10 {Great RSA.org style video submitted there!} #
  • How NORMAL are you? Well concerned about this very question I checked on Google Maps – it told me I was 3.4 miles from Normal Phew! #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @Ed_Dale @DanRaine #
  • RT @marcwitteveen: Where did the time of GEOCITIES websites go, … { and full of annoying Ads. It seems like nothing has really changed :)} #
  • Good Afternoon Twitterati, it seems if U live in the SW of UK some good ‘Ark’ building plans might come in handy – luv the British weather #
  • @marcwitteveen Imagine the Internet with no Ads!!! πŸ™‚ … of 15+ years ago. True pioneering day nostalgia, the squeal of the modem etc in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • @marcwitteveen BBS days, CiX, Compuserve and Demon, waiting 10mins for 1 Mb Oops forgot the Β£500 telephone bills before ISDN became the rage in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • @marcwitteveen You are into domotics, smart home automation aren’t you??? Do you have (any of your) online any trend busting stuff on that? in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • @marcwitteveen This has all made me feel really nostalgic, though then I was only interested in the tech and sharing self made .MOD music in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • RT @marcwitteveen: @shawndm Yeah I know… mod tracker. πŸ™‚ {That’s it – The days the 64/128 grew up and became an Amiga πŸ™‚ } #
  • @LisaHartwell Hope you are feeling better Lisa, the cold meds gave you a hard time – Make sure you can see OK though first πŸ™‚ in reply to LisaHartwell #
  • RT @Quotes4Writers: “Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.” Anonymous http://twitpic.com/wvcjv {!YES!} #
  • @IckleAndy Good news is – since we have already had toys floating past the office patio door πŸ™‚ – things look like they are easing off now in reply to IckleAndy #
  • It’s spooky how more and more ad networks know what I have previously searched for as I wander from site to site on the Internet #
  • @marcwitteveen What’s your Analytics telling you – Is it solely Google? in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • @LisaHartwell I think you’ll find only a microniche of people that actually Love shopping Lisa – I’d do all mine online if it was faster in reply to LisaHartwell #
  • I just realised I have reached 1000 tweets – TaDa – I only came on here to stop myself getting tempted by Facebook Games #
  • RT @mattcutts: Googlers write 100s of tech papers/year. Here are 8 really good ones: http://goo.gl/XdTr {Some interesting distractions here} #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @JamesSchramko @Ed_Dale #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @problogger @Ed_Dale #
  • RT @DanRaine: Just signed up for the @greplin beta http://t.co/vjFtJqr Give it a go {Beta full atm but shows opportunities still in Search!} #
  • RT @BrentHodgson: β€œ@newsycombinator: Put armor whr thr arnt bullet holes http://j.mp/9PF9Tj” interesting read {Showed holes in my thinking} #
  • I get 1000s of IM product news but today 1 that made me take notice! Something somebody did that actually was helpful & done with no charge #
  • Jeremy Shoemaker actually goes out to one of his students http://bit.ly/dwNFDb to see how they were getting on – priceless #
  • The end of the moneygrabbing guru is nigh! #
  • IM Joke: What do you call a conversation with someone that doesn’t influence your opinion of him/her in any way? A nofollow conversation! #
  • RT @IckleAndy: Free starbucks coffee through the post, why thank you Mr. Postie.{Hate it when hooligans do that! Take long to clean it up?} #
  • @LisaHartwell 30 Days of Truth ? This is all Very Brave stuff Lisa in reply to LisaHartwell #
  • @aniksingal I’ll remove the BIGGEST obstacle preventing the everyday guy from success – then give it away free http://aniksingal.com/formula #
  • #IMJoke How many IM’s does it take to change a light bulb? One. First migrate bulb to WordPress, Install some SEO widgets & Turn it on #
  • @IckleAndy Haha – Drugs by post via Loyalty Card – I wonder if that works for other kinds πŸ™‚ in reply to IckleAndy #
  • Haha Used term ‘platinum bullet’ in an email to @aniksingal – just saw on Urban Dictionary http://bit.ly/9mZOoh – Will not use that again πŸ™‚ #
  • #IMJoke The real difference between Microsoft and Google launches … bing … BANG!! #
  • Trying to complete list-Pls ReTweet this-“What reasons stop people making money online?” Tweet or ansr here http://bit.ly/9KkMWv #
  • Now I am going to spend half an hour jumping on a trampoline with the kids – Good job no-one takes videos #
  • @marcwitteveen Thank you Marc – I am inspired to say nothing on Twitter πŸ™‚ in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @problogger @Ed_Dale @BrentHodgson #
  • I failed because … http://post.ly/11Ys6 #
  • RT @MacConin: anybody running #openx 2.8.7 – get no click count {Just about to go in and do this – Did you get it working after?} #
  • Does anyone know of a decent alternative to #openx #
  • RT @kattzcom: @shawndm Webmaster Forum http://bit.ly/bEgS5j {Nice forum – But I really don’t want to join another! – OK maybe a profile BL} #
  • RT @DanRaine: … This one moves and is our ‘greeter’ ;)… http://yfrog.com/6clm0mj {Dan! Is this to greet the kids in your nbrhood?!!} #
  • RT @marcwitteveen: @DanRaine You’ve got some amazing stuff in your lab. How big is it? Underneath the Manchester…stadium? {The DanCave :)} #
  • Good job Microsoft doesn’t go into medicine – “Sorry, I must kill you and bring you back to life before your implant will work” #
  • @marcwitteveen: @shawndm But they are working with Boeing on the new Boeing 888 BETA {Who Are? The men in the Dan Cave?} in reply to marcwitteveen #
  • RT @marcwitteveen: Microsoft. {Oh I see – Oh Great! As the plane fills it will get slower and slower then BSOD Blue Sea of Death happens..} #
  • RT @kevin_roache: The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members. { πŸ™‚ } #
  • Love seeing the variety in the @aniksingal “When I reach my first $300K” Tweets http://aniksingal.com/formula – I wonder how many will??? #
  • The Shawn Du’Mmett Daily is out! http://bit.ly/dkfDMf β–Έ Top stories today by @MikeFilsaime @Ed_Dale @Lifehacker @AndrewNez #

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